Me: What’s up, Sisyphus?
Sisyphus: Not this Zeusdamn bolder.
Me: That bad, eh?
Sisyphus: Could be worse.
Sisyphus: I could be campaigning for Universal Health Care in the United States.
Me: Definitely stick to pushing boulders. Unless you’d like to swap jobs with me and grade my endless stack of high school English papers.
Sisyphus: No thanks. I might be a glutton for punishment, but I’m not fucking crazy.
Me: Duly noted.
Sisyphus: Welp, gotta run…