In dishonor of the sequel “Neverending Recession I”, the Invisible Hand’s middle finger, and the non-monetary success of the 1st edition (now translated in 3 currency exchange rates, including wampum), I’ve decided to catch-and-release another edition of “I’m So Broke That…”:
I’m So Broke That…
I’ve resorted to using counterfeit, fake money when playing Monopoly
I stopped buying into the American Dream
I can no longer take cheap shots
All my credit cards ran off and joined the Occupy Wall Street Movement
I started clipping coupons for cheap thrills
I’ve resorted to using counterfeit, fake money when playing Monopoly
I was forced to give up second-hand smoking
The Sperm Bank closed my account
Due to shortage in postage, I tattooed “Returned to Sender” on my forehead and shipped myself, C.O.D., back to my Maker
Cn’t ffrd 2 b* fckng vwl
The production of this post, including all the ideas, was outsourced from India
*Not even sometimes:(
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Economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.” Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
(Stolen from a friend’s facebook post-author unknown)