Dude, Where's my Regime?
Qaddafi’s To Kill Do List
Update profile on Muslim dating site Mawada, changing my love handle to “BBW Miriam Jasmine Seeks Revolutionary for Killlllllllller NSA Fun”
Launch presidential exploratory committee in U.S. and see how long it takes majority of Americans to figure out I cannot constitutionally run for president
Launder rest of money stuffed between mattresses through self-righteous American pop stars
Finish application to Tea Party Evil Dictator Relocation Program and send materials to rural Pakistan P.O. Box
Revise “Cuckoo for Qaddafi” press releases to U.S., pulling pull back on previously overstated craziness so Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan remain in media spotlight
Prepare for afterlife by ordering more lifetime prescriptions of hallucinogenics
Make law stripping Rebel Alliances' collective bargaining rights and sitting-on-and-posing-for-media-tank breaks
Push paperwork through promoting me from Colonel to General God
Return calls to FOX television to discuss their offer for own show filling Glenn Beck’s spot
Rebuild previously destroyed Weapons of Mass Destruction in garage
Send sympathy cards to Gov. Scott Walker, Charlie Sheen, Glenn Beck and Job
Cut off all modes of communication to outside world, order loyalist thugs to kill everyone that’s not killing everyone, stomp out anything that threatens my power, squelch any notions of civil rights, then call underground press conference to blame the United States for escalating all the misbegotten turmoil in my country
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