The Almighty advised me to not look back while He’s barbequing sin on an open flame. Forrest Gump taught me to keep running. And Therapist Bob told me that I need to stop living in the past and running from my problems.
And now all I have for you, dear Reader, is more useless advice that may one day kill you:
1. Never sleep with a cockroach unless they promise you, in writing, to take you with them into the post-apocalyptic paradise.
2. Vote OTHER
3. Walk softly and carry conceal a mid-range CS Super Soaker.
4. Rules were made to be amended (see U.S. Constitution, Geneva Conventions, and latest edition of Dungeons and Dragons Official Handbook)
5. Never trust anyone who tells you they LOVE dead baby jokes.
(Disclaimer: Please don’t kill the messenger, unless they advise you to do so – for a nominal fee of course.)