While “The Onion: America’s Finest Only News Source” and “FOX News: Fair and UnBalanced” have cornered the market on the faux news industry, the line between reality and absurdity has become increasingly blurred.
To help illustrate this, I’ve pirated the following photos off of the FOX News Web site and included the matching news headline. In addition I’ve included SSF Faux News Headlines and it’s your job, dear Reader, to pick which one is the real headline. (Correct answers provided in the Comments section)
A) Whole Foods Latest Grocer Swallowed Whole by Economic Python
B) ‘World’s Deadliest Spider’ Found in Whole Foods Produce Section
C) Rush Limbaugh Calls Whole Foods ‘Liberal Meat-Market for the Rich’
A) Obama Reaches Out to Iran, Looks for Engagement
B) Despite Threats, Obama Looking to End Bush’s Messy Divorce with Iran
C) Obama Courts Iranians with YouTube Video
A) Chicago Family Claims ‘Bitch’ Abandoned by Obamas 2 Years Ago
B) Therapy Dog ‘Leg Go’ from Senior Nursing Home to Help Muzzle Costs
C) Feeling Financial Heat, North Carolina Family Dog Eats Owner’s Money
A) After Hearing Obama’s Special Olympic Joke on Leno, Special Olympic Swimmer Drowns Self
B) Surveillance Camera Captures Hotel Lifeguard Sitting Idle in Wheelchair during Drowning
C) Ohio Transgender Woman Sentenced to Death 4 Year in Prison for Exercising Husband to Death
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Correct Headlines: 1. B, 2. A, 3. C, 4. C
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Only got 1 out 4, the last one, too! Thanks for the post.